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The Sick World of “Who Will Die First” Bets

I had not intended on writing this report. No, I didn’t even know that you could bet on the mortality of public figures and celebrities — at least, not using a sportsbook! It ends up you definitely can, and thanks to the twisted souls behind setting the odds for MyBookie.ag, it is more enjoyable and less depressing than you might think.
For years I had heard people talking their passing pools about the workplace and on tv shows. Normally, they had been composed as a means to publicly predict that a star would be dying soon (within the calendar year, in the majority of instances ), with small follow-through beyond the announcement.
Recently, I’d even heard of a official death pool being organized and run by comedian Doug Stanhope — using an expert, organized website and everything! But even those choices pale in comparison to what’s going on at MyBookie.ag — and I’m assuming other gambling sites too — at the moment.
Yes, “Death Matchups” Actually Exist!
First of all, the oddsmakers in MyBookie.ag are hilariously sick, which I will make abundantly clear in later segments. Not only are they setting odds on when an wide selection of celebrities and public figures will die, but they also set them into”death matchups,” where the follow-through picks that of two or more options will croak first.
It is how the bookies opt to create these pairs that actually shines a light on their brilliance. By way of example, preparing a head-to-head between Demi Lovato and Artie Lange is breathtakingly insensitive. These two have nothing in common outside of current hospitalizations and alcoholism dependence.
To reword the bet, it’s essentially”which of both of these troubled celebrities will die of an overdose first?” Dark, huh?
Of course, they never come out and say,”That is our heroin showdown,” that will probably be depended upon. They simply set the lines and leave the remainder for you to figure out. And while, the entire issue is pretty mean in today planet should not we put our money where our collective mouth is?
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